Hermes... kind of.

Yeah... he lives in the area.
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Hermes: "Oh no, Shuck, we've been spotted. Good thing I'm not in my godly form, lest I burn these mortal eyes."
Anonymous: "Haha."
Hermes: "Why do you keep looking for me? Don't you have more things to worry about, like maybe the surprise attack that's going to be launched at you by the sixth?"
Anonymous: "What?!"
Hermes: "Oh, look, now I've gone and ruined the surprise."
Anonymous: "How do you know that?"
Hermes: "It's a message, of course. I'm a messenger. I can't tell you who sent it, but I can give you a hint. I'm thinking of a number between four and six..."
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I'll never tell. C: By the by, he smokes cherry cigarettes. So if you ever start to smell smoke and fruit, or a see a large black dog hanging around a road, say hello for me...